My dog is a poop connosseur.

of all the gross things in this world, why is it that the most disgusting, grossest thing on the planet comes in the cutest, sweetest orange package?
my dog eats poop. she is pretty careful not to eat her own ones, but she sure does clean up the yard. she doesnt eat old crusty poops, neither does she enjoy loose, wet ones, she follows jade around at 7 am waiting for the freshest second breakfast in the world. hot steamy poops from the 'dark dog'. some grass and some leaves may be included for ruffage.

i went in to the basement this morning to gather wood, and left the door open for a few seconds while i took something out to the barn, and came back in to find both dogs had been down and had a pee on top of where the big hunter husky had peed night before last and ALSO pooped and eaten eachothers poop already, though it still smelled bad down there... the ghost of the poop lingered in the room. now they are innocently sleeping here beside me, quite contentedly curled up on the couch.

why are dogs so gross? and then the come sniff you and lick you just as if you are the most awesome human ever, knowing they have just licked something else really disgusting, seriously. how is it that they can get away with it? they shed mercilessly, eat the trash randomly, strew it all over the house, pee on stuff, eat books and clothes and are still sitting on the couch like queens and get all dejected when there is no room for them to sit where it is most warm and most cozy. why? why do we love dogs so?